Thursday, October 17, 2013

Speed Dating: Get to know me better!

So I went speed dating several weeks ago.  Nothing spectaular or wild happened at the event.  It was straight forward.  Some cute women here and there but no spark.  The last person I sat down with, I had an average conversation with nothing special.  She did happen to mention that she noticed me before the event and that we parked in the same parking structure.  When the bell rang, I asked her if she wanted to walk back to the parking structure together after the event.  We walked back to the structure and made small conversation.  Again, no sparks.  As we exited the elevator, we continued to small talk and we stopped since my car was right next to the elevator.  Then the moment came where we were going to go our separate ways.  Mary said that she enjoyed this conversation and that she hoped to see more of me.  There was that moment where I knew that I was suppose to get her phone number but I didn't.  I said, "I'm sure we'll see more of each other in the future." I then walked to my car.

Fast forward to this week.  I happened to go speed dating and Mary happened to be there.  I acknowledge her when I got there with a nod but did not approach her and start a conversation.  So the night goes as usual, with men moving from table to table.  When I get to Mary's table, I start with some small talk.  Remember, I just talked to this women two weeks ago with no spark whatsoever.  As I asked her how she has been, she slams both hands on the table.  Mary then says, "Hey!  Is this going to lead to a friendship?  Is this going to lead to a relationship?  Ask questions about me!  Get to know me better!"  I was taken back by this. I literally was shocked.  I froze up.  Damn, I know that this woman wants me to get to know her better.  I appreciate the fact that she was straight forward as hell.  One of the most straightforward times in my life.  It's a shame that I just wasn't into her.  I told her that I was shocked and that's a lot of pressure to put on a person.  She relaxed.  I already knew everything i wanted to know about this woman at this point.  Not for me.

Thursday, October 3, 2013

Things I never want to hear out of a woman's mouth while I'm having sex her.

1. Is that it?
2. Are you finished yet?
3. Really?
4. Is it in?
5. Did you really just come?
6. Bro, that feels so good!
7. I'm not really good at it but I'll try.
8. I use to have a dick.
9. Can my boyfriend join us?
10. I have the herpe or HIV/AIDS.

Speed Dating and Many More Marys

I go speed dating every now and then.  The first time I went speed dating, my brother meet his fiances.  I'm not saying that I go speed dating for hope of finding someone I will settle down with.  What I am saying is that i go speed dating for the experience, as well as the stories that come along with it.  Plus, it's free.  I haven't had to pay to go speed dating the last several times.

Speed dating is everything that you imagine.  You meet your happy people, sad people, needy people, stressed, quite, and everyone in between.  You name it and you can find it.  Speed dating is very similar to how you've seen it in the movies, like in 40 year old virgin, as well as the movie Hitch.  Anywho, the reason for this post is to give you some insight on the people that I've met speed dating. 

The first person I sit down with is Mary.  She's in her late twenty's and is gorgeous.  And I don't say that often.  She's Caucasian, fun size and is showing a little bit of clevage.  Hells yeah!  What a beautfiul view.  She also has a great smile with bright eyes.  Or maybe big eyes.  Kinda like an anime character.  Anyways, when I sit down, I can tell instantly that she isn't having any of it.  She's blocking my questions, looking around, talking to her friends and even looked at her phone briefly.  Wow, I haven't had too many experiences where she was outright not interested in some of this goodness right here.  Needless to say, we didn't connect.  Not for me and a bust.  I did get a great view of some nice, nice clevage though. 

I move over to the next woman and this Mary is friend's with the last.  We start chatting it up and I actually like her.  She's friendly, has a stable job, a dimple and cute face, tall and fit.  It's off to a great start.  I ask very random questions because I don't care to hear or talk about what everyone else talks about.  I want to talk about what I want to talk about.  I'll get to know you in my own way.  She works in sales for a cruise line ship.  She's 40 days at sea and then 20 days on land.  That's a tough schedule if you ask me.  You can't see your girlfriend for 40 days and then you get her for a consecutive 20 days.  That is some big swing but if that's the way that brings in the big bucks, then good.  We somehow get on the topic of a street fair and it turns out that she met my cousin's next door neighbor.  It's a small world.  I didn't feel any special spark or have a raging boner but I would have loved to hang out with her some more.  She seems like the most fun person so far. 

The timer rings and I'm off to the next person.  Mary is a big, tall woman.  She's physically not my type but personality wise, she's cool.  We small talk and chit chat about random stuff .  Nothing really memorable about her but like her friend I just met, I think it would be cool to chill with her.  Cool but not for making it nasty or a relationship.  Either way, making new friends is cool.  As I said, it would have been cool to hang out with her.

I sit down at Mary's table.  She's hispanic and is wearing some sexy clubbing attire.  It's basically a corset that is smashing her boobies together and making them look very very attractive.  I find out a little about her.  She's 'only her to support her girlfriends.' Huh?  She must be a great friend.  Get all dolled up, look all sexy, drive to downtown, pay 40 dollars just to support a friend?  Anywho, we end up talking about bachelor parties and she beleives the reason why men go to Las Vegas for bachelor parties is so that they can cheat on their girlfriend before they settle down with the woman for the rest of their lives.  Interesting insight.  Sounds like she must have been cheated on before.  No sparks with her but the conversation was interesting.

The next Mary is in her late twenties/ early thirties.  I ask her what is one of the most exciting things that's she's done in the past month and her response is a little shocking.  "I'm not a very exciting person.  I don't really do too much.  I have a two year old son."  The two year old son isn't the shocking part.  The shocking part for me is that she responded with "I'm not a very exciting person."  Maybe it's just my perception but anything can be exciting.  She ended up telling me an interesting story though.

A couple weeks ago, she met up with a friend to go drinking.  After having a couple glasses of wine at a couple different spots, they decide to go back to her place.  She lives a few blocks away from the bar.  Walking back with her friend, she notices that someone is walking behind them.  No big deal.  The friend falls back a little as she begins to check her phone and Mary continues to walk at the same pace.  Mary turns around because her friend isn't walking as close to her as before when she notices that the person behind them is hoovering right over her friend, who is paying close attention to her phone.  Mary screams, "What are you doing?" at the guy behind her friend.  Mary walks back and starts to ask the guy questions.  It turns out that the guy was a bum and he was just following them.  Mary tells the guy to go away and he does.  Mary and her friend walk home safely.  It's a pretty creepy story.

I move over to the next seat and this woman happens to be friends with the woman I just spoke to.  There's a huge pattern going on.  All these women convince their friends to come to speed dating.  Anywho, mid thirties.  I actually have a conversation with her that I feel like we connected.  It's a shame that I'm not physically attracted to her.  We would have lots of fun together.

The following Mary is very cute.  She's fun size and has a great smile.  She starts to bring out my funny side for some reason.  Maybe because I'm attracted to her.  She's laugh and smiling.  She has a great personality.  She's adventurous.  She's into family and into trying new things.  I wrote her down as someone that I would like to get to know better.  I should have stepped up and got her contact information right there and then but for some reason, I didn't.  I need to take things to the next level.  Missed opportunity.  Live and learn.

So I'm intentionally leaving out this one person but lets just say that I got contact info.

The woman that I meet next has to be the best looking woman in the room.  She has a great smile and is dressed appropriately.  She's looking good but she not looking like a whore.  No real cleavage showing but her clothes compliment her figure.  As I said, she's looking great.  At that moment, my world stops and I think to myself, "King, you just got the contact info of the woman who is less than 5 feet to your left.  How are you suppose to give this woman a compliment and not be a douche bag and make the woman who's phone number you just got feel like crap?!"  I ponder this for what seems like forever and I forgo the compliment.  I don't really remember the conversation much but there was lots of laughs and high fives going back and forth.  I did leave our conversation feeling as though she didn't connect with me though.  It's a shame because I thought she was great

There were a few other's but nothing too interesting or memorable about the other people.  Speed dating is a great way to mingle with people in a short amount of time.  I'd recommend it to people who want to try something different and see what speed dating is about.

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

More Things to go Into deeper when I have more time

I'm still shaking and moving.  The wheels are starting to spin.  Now it's a matter of how hard I am willing to push.  A few updates in the mean time.

-I went to Las Vegas and had a great time.  Highlights include having my name chanted as I danced in a skimpy bathing suit, getting a lap dance and spanking someones ass so hard she said, "No, but Yes!  No, but Yes!  No, but I like it." and Thrust-a-Thon 2013.
- I went to on a road trip to Portland-ia, Seattle, and Canada-eh.  Asian people everywhere!  And What's up with Full-Service gas at 3 in the morning?
-I went on a National Park Tour.
-The story of Berny and his belly.
-The story of the awkward 3rd wheel and "being my friend."

I have so much to write about and so little time.  Until next time my friends!

Friday, September 27, 2013

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

I'm Back!

I'm back.  Life has been interesting as always.  I'm shaking and moving and doing what I do.  The blog has been down because I haven't been able to commit to posting.  Real Talk.  Here's a quick something something to keep you entertained.

Just know when you meet someone and in the first 3 minutes of speaking with them, when you ask them "Do you like Anal sex?" it is a deal breaker.  More information from this story to come when I get more time.

Sunday, April 21, 2013

Quick Update

Sorry for the late post but it's the best that I could do with the different things that are happening in life right now.  I'm going to give you a quick update on what's been going on in my life.

I've realized that since the start of the this year, I have been doing something every single weekend. Life has been extremely busy and full of excitement.  I've been pushing my comfort zones and taking life to the next level.  Here's a list of things that I've done off the top of my head.

-I drove out to the desert with my flatmate and rode a quad!  I would have road a his dual sport motorcycle but I wasn't able to kick start it.  The rule is, if you can start it, you can ride it!  Riding a quad is wild.  It goes so damn fast and I'm not use to that.  I felt like I was going to fly off a couple of times.  So exhilarating. I have a better understanding of why people go out to the desert now.
-Professionally, I'm waiting for the state to process my paperwork so I can take my board exams.  It takes the state 8 months to process paperwork.  What the hell is wrong in the state.  It shouldn't take that long to verify and review paperwork! In the mean time, I'm studying for the board exams.
-I am in the process of creating a business from the ground up and I am extremely excited and pumped up for this opportunity to take myself to the next level.  I am creating a business that surrounds relationships and dating.  I am a relationship and dating coach.  I need to create the business side of things, as well as create curriculum, to start things off.  I can't wait to see what life has in store for me.
-I'm back to playing poker.  I am improving my game by hiring a coach.  I want to improve my hourly rate. I put in many hours studying, learning and playing. Some people call me crazy but hey, I need to put food in my mouth.
-Between studying, creating a business, and playing poker, I still somehow manage to do some health and fitness.  I recently was able to finally life 300 lbs with my deadlift!  For 5 reps! I'm getting excited because I have a goal of being able to life 400 lbs by the end of the year.  I think I can do that.
-With my schedule, there has been very little dating.  The main that that I can remember is that I went speed dating and it was exactly like how it is on television.  You have a couple minutes with each person.  It was a great experience and it makes me smile because I had a both positive and negative experience with it.
-I went to this place called the Magic Castle!  Invite only. Extremely exclusive. Check out their website here.
-I went to Disneyland and California Adventure for the first time in many, many years.  The last time I went was probably in 2007/ 2008.  I can't believe it cost $125 for a park hopper ticket.  That is ridiculously expensive.  WTF is going on?  And people will pay this price like it ain't no thing!  Disneyland, you are a baller!
-I've been pretty cultured lately.  I was able to check out this event called Beats and Brushes.  It's an event that has live hip hop music and art created in real time.  Great event and chill.  I was also able to check out this show called Avenue Q.  It was a puppet show, musical.  I took this from wikipedia and this is what it's about.

"Avenue Q is an "autobiographical and biographical" coming-of-age parable, addressing and satirizing the issues and anxieties associated with entering adulthood. Its characters lament that as children, they were assured by their parents, and by children's television programs such as PBS's Sesame Street, that they were "special" and "could do anything"; but as adults, they have discovered to their surprise and dismay that in the real world their options are limited, and they are no more "special" than anyone else. The musical is notable for the use of puppets alongside human actors"

It was pretty fun.  Some memorable parts of the show include a song about how internet is for porn and a scene where the puppets have sex!  In addition to these two shows, I ended up going to a college performance of The Odyssey.  The was fun and exciting.

So that's what's been going on lately.  I have tons to talk about it but little time to do it. There are plenty of stories to come.  Life is full of adventures and as you should already know, I say yes to opportunity.

-To Success.